ICCM '96 Session Notes

"Computer Viruses Roundtable"

Greg Slade - Computer Aided Ministry Society.

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The bad news is, if you think you're immune from computer viruses, you're probably already infected without knowing it. The good news is, if you're afraid that a computer virus will bring your system crashing down in flames, you may already be infected without even noticing it.

Viruses are only one of many threats to the data on your computer. In the business world, the rule of thumb is that the data in your computer -- in terms of the cost in labour to re-enter it, if you can find it at all -- is 25 times the cost of the hardware itself. Many things besides viruses can affect your data, from human error to cosmic rays to blackouts to theft to fire to earthquake to nuclear strikes, so the most important thing you can learn in computing is to backup your data.

I should say, though, that computers are only tools. Where completely losing every computer resource would put a company out of business, it should only slow a ministry down. All I really need to preach a sermon is a Bible.

Basically, whether we are talking about computer viruses or biological viruses, the definition of a virus is:
an entity which makes use of the resources of the host to replicate itself without informed operator consent.
Viruses are related to "Trojan Horse" programs, which were designed to do damage to your data, while claiming to be something useful. Probably the most famous example of that is the program which claimed to be a new version 3.0 release of PKZIP. (The current version of PKZIP is 2.04g.) But not all viruses are intended to cause harm. Some are intended to be harmless jokes, and some were even intended be be "good", like the "MacMag" virus which flashed a message of "World Peace" on the screen, and then deleted itself. But even a virus which was intended to be benign can cause harm on your system due to a combination of factors which the virus author did not anticipate. The majority of viruses were intended to be benign, and are the electronic equivalent of spray painting grafitti on the wall of your house. Virus authors are neither monsters nor mental giants, just people who have a moral blind spot when it comes to making changes to other peoples' computers without their permission.

One of the persistent myths about viruses is that as long as you stick to commercial software, but every major operating system (with the possible exceptions of Pick and CP/M) has had at least one major software vendor which has been infected without their knowledge, and sent out infected disks to users, so you need to check every disk you stick into your machine, no matter where or who you got it from.

In essence, computer viruses are a case of applied human psychology: if you get a disk or a program from a trustworthy source, then it must be okay, right? But the whole point is, people pass on viruses because they don't know they have them.

Anti-Virus software comes in various forms:

Recommendations:

What to do if you find a virus and don't have any anti-viral tools:

Call 1-800-SPRINGER to reach Springer-Verlag, and ask for the Second Edition of Robert Slade's Guide to Computer Viruses which includes a chapter on what do to if you get infected, and has a diskette with anti-virus software in the back of the book. I strongly recommend this book.

Where to find antivirus software:

http://www.coast.net/cgi-bin/coast/dwn?msdos/virus/ ftp://mirror.apple.com/mirrors/Info-Mac/_Anti-Virus/

Presented by Greg Slade, Computer Aided Ministry Society.

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